What The? by Jim Ellis

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I love pussy.
a lot of men say that... for that matter women too...
but I not only mean it, I LIVE it.

case in point
I got my pussy a tit job
my woman wasn't down for it,
so I got it for my cat, so as my woman could see what she was missing
problem is those eight tit's they drag on the shag carpeting
builds up static on poor ol' Jasper
His nose gets shocked all the time

Way I figure it though, is there has to be some manner of harnessing that static energy.
Perhaps that energy could finance the next tit job for my woman
Hell, if'n she don't want it, there's always her 8 year old Robert...
or even the dog.
I figure enough examples and she'll eventually come around.
She'd look good with eight giant tits don't cha think?

Maybe a penis enlargement for our pop-bellied pig.
The doctor told me it would be expensive though.
Those curly dicks are tricky...
and he wouldn't do it for a share of the investment.
he said: "Pig's penis' just aren't prone to as much static as other animals".
He suggested I raise Emu's.
Said they have the most "static penis potential per pound"
Genetically engineer them so that their legs are shorter so they have better potential contact with the shag carpeting.
I think he's crazy though.
He suggested a "blue nylon fiber".
That's just nuts.
Color doesn't have a damn thing to do with "static dick potential".
If it did I'd try to harvest some "Soul Brothers".
No that's just a joke.
I aint prejudice.
Besides everyone knows that the Arian penis is the true penis of power...
for static electrical purposes anyway.
Now... for wind energy you need Borneo balls.