("right click left mouse... live action video game) :  by Jim Ellis

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My parental units had just discovered that I knocked up Betsy

I kicked my dad in the ass, and knew I only had seconds

I've done this before

Seconds to steal his wallet, and get the taxi I needed to escape home

And reach the abortion clinic before time ran out

Betsy waiting there

ready to kill our unborn

penniless, unable to pay for the procedure

like I said

I've been through this before

I kicked my dad in the ass

and picked up all the money that fell out of his wallet

I then hit enter

and walked outside

but the cab was already gone

I already had the money

but now I had to go back inside and call the cab again

My parents tried to block my pathway

but I whipped out my guitar and sang

"praise Satan"

and they moved out of my way

good thing I was quick on the draw with that guitar

can only play it 2 more times in this round

before I break the strings

and thne have to go to "Rudies" to buy more strings

If I have the coins to do it

I called the taxi by and hitting 'enter', and went back outside

My time was running out

so I paid the cab driver extra to speed on the expressway

We passed by a whore house

so I bought a whore since we were speeding

cost me a load of coins

but it's a preventative measure

still enough coins for the abortion

We crashed into loads of cars and killed a bunch of people

When the cops finally came after us

we had the whore there to give them head

as we proceeded on with our mission

unchased as the cops were getting their dicks sucked

We finally arrived at the abortion clinic

and all these pro-lifers blocked my way

I even tried bribing the pro-choicers

but it didn't do any good

I tried every combination I know

up/shift/shift/enter/?/right mouse button.... didn't even work

I was fenced in and being bombarded with fruit and embryo's

Then I saw the "red man"

He was heading with dynamite towards the abortion clinic

I tried playing the guitar

"praise Satan"

but it only startled/froze the pro-lifers for a second

My pathway to the redman was still blocked

It makes sense though

this is a higher level

I tried my ace in the hole

the "ten commandments"

I pressed the "down arrow key" to try to get to the

"though shall not kill" commandment as quickly as possible

Hey it was a desperate effort

I totally knew that it would stupefied them

and I might have a chance of moving through the mob

while the pro-lifers pondered their murderous act of abortion clinic bombing

I also knew the outcome of course

Once they were done being stupefied by this paradox

they would proceed with even more religious zeal

Multi Murdering

to stop this baby murder

I didn't break through the crowd in time

The Redman reached the clinic

lit the fuse

and blew the place sky high

and I lost 1/4th of my coins to pay for the abortion

So I started over

A brief animation played of me fucking another girl without a rubber

Then I was back at home with my parents bitching at me again

During the animated segment

I was clued into the fact that I could sell my last child into slavery for extra coins

to help pay for the abortion