Ya see I got the idea from getting the dog stoned

that and a military convention that I went to

At this military convention they had vaporizers

not only the kind that worked on human flesh

disintegration an shit

but the kind that worked on smoke

They were the only fucks that were cool

Tribal piercing, tattoos, dreads, stuck out like tits on an ant

They had this device

they said

" You been to booth C-8 yet, Darpa's booth?"

I said 'no'

"yeah well we sold them that technology"

'what's that'

"they can vaporize human flesh any place on this earth, and the moon as well.... from satellite! Roberto invented it one night when he was trippin on window pane. Roberto say hello"

Roberto: "hello"

"it's based on of Tesla and Fishinger technology"

'fucked up': I said

she said; "yeah but it can also get you really stoned... check it out. With this little personal vaporizer right here, you put your herb in there, it heats up... you get crystal THC gas... not smoke! No lung damage, no cancer, no nothin! Now this device here, it's 'standard issue', none of the advanced technology.... how much you got to spend?"

me: 'A quarter of a million"

One thing lead to the other, and now we're here today... with this shit... check it out!

I had them place it right here next to the thermostat, so when I'm rippin I only have to look I only have to look here. Check it out."

flip of the switch on a control panel next to the thermostat... grey/green vapor starts to enter all rooms of the house through heating ducts. The dog gets a whiff of this and rolls over onto his back, sticking his belly in the air, and kicking his leg.

"This is kind bud, California Sinsamelia. Before the buzz sets in too thick, ponder this direction"

the homeowner opens a closet to reveal a stack of state of the art computers, a large vaporizing chamber, and bails of killer weed. He lifts a bail, opens the chamber, and places the bail inside it. It's immediately vaporized and green vapor flows out of all the heating ducts.

"I think of all those ghetto fools smoking paper. This is the only way to fly"

cut to the fish in the tank floating upside down as Donovan's 'Hurdy gherty man' plays simultaneously with the 'Chemical brothers' 'who's under the influence.